Sex Toys Using Simple Household Objects

Are you walking around the house looking for the perfect items that can really satisfy your sexual needs?

Look no further, we are here to ensure that you will be getting the best experience from the normal, every day items that are just laying around your house anyway!

Although we totally advocate going this route for achieving sexual pleasure in a cost-effective manner, keep in mind that sex toys are the only way to really go if you are looking for a safe masturbation experience.

(Plus, if you want to learn how to squirt, you will need precision sex toys like those sold at to really get the job done).

But for the most part, using household objects will get the job done beautifully.

So let’s start talking about what specific objects you can potentially use!

If you start in your living room, you will be sure to come across more than just one great item to get your blood flowing.

Oh look!

There is your television remote!


It is easy to hold, comfortably in the palm of your hand and it has different curves to ensure that you are getting the most pleasure from non-penetration with the object in no time!

If you were to move yourself into the kitchen, you would be excited to find that there is a whole wonderland of items that are going to be perfect for your guilty pleasure.

Let’s take a look at a few of them, shall we?

While masturbating with a banana peel is not recommended for men, it is actually a great idea for women to enjoy using the entire banana to masturbate with. You are going to love the natural sensation of the peel over a hard, plastic sex toy.

If you do not have one in your care, maybe you can find the next item on the list a little easier, how about a cucumber?

Most of them grow in a curved shape, which not only would allow you to hold the household item with ease, but it will also ensure that you get really being able to reach all of those, normally hard to get to alone, places.

If you find yourself trailing into the bathroom to find your perfect item, how about you start in the shower.

It is a great place to ensure that you will be getting maximum privacy, without having to be sneak or feel like you are going to have to warn your neighbor to not touch something in your house.

The shower/bath area can be used in many different ways, but the best way is by using a removable shower head to apply water directly to your body – an integral part of water masturbation.

On most of showers/baths, you are able to adjust the water pressure and you have multiple settings to change patterns of the waters flow!

This is great for someone who likes to be in control and increase personal pleasure, and an added plus for women who do not enjoy penetration.

If you do not have a removable shower head, do not be discouraged, you can still find a lot of enjoyment by using the bath tub faucet, you are able to control how much water leaves the spout as well as the temperature to maximize pleasure.

On top of that, you have the option of sitting back and relaxing in the warm bath after you have satisfied your personal needs.

We all know that sex toys are extremely expensive and not something every person is willing to spend their hard-earned money on.

So if you find yourself in a bind and are in need of a fast, cheap, quick fix; there is no better place to be than in the comfort of your own home, while using every day objects that are already laying around the house!